Superbowl predictions

Ditka will take over as coach of the Bears for the Superbowl: 10000 to 1

Peyton Manning will cower in terror of the awesome skill of Rex . . . sorry can't finish that.

Probability of SNL bringing back the "Superfans" skit on Saturday night: 10 to 1

Marino will cry like a baby when thinking about never winning a Superbowl: 1 million to 1

In private: 10 to 1

Commercials will suck: 5 to 1

overspent?: even

Final score of the game: Bears by a touchdown

(I'm being cautious)

Da Bears!

Ditka, we love you.