If I did it

If I did it, I wouldn't go around telling people that "I did it".
Hypothetical= I did it, I'm just not going to admit it-
unless I get a book deal and a television special on FOX.
FOX, the network that brought you I'll Sell My Liver for a Date, has finally made a sound decision.
As Don King said, "Only in America!"
I can't see this happening in Europe.
I can't see this happening in Asia.
We can't seem to get rid of Orenthal.

"I'm still waiting for my O.J. check"