Booze + pageboys= rehab
It seems like the solution to everyone's problem now is rehab.
Gotta drinking problem? Go to rehab.
Like to slur a religious group? Go to rehab.
Get off sending sexually suggestive e-mails to under-age boys? Go to rehab.
I still haven't figured out how going to rehab helps the last problem.
For a lot of people rehab does help.
For celebrities and disgraced politicians, it's just a hiding place.
"But it is what you asked for."
Gotta drinking problem? Go to rehab.
Like to slur a religious group? Go to rehab.
Get off sending sexually suggestive e-mails to under-age boys? Go to rehab.
I still haven't figured out how going to rehab helps the last problem.
For a lot of people rehab does help.
For celebrities and disgraced politicians, it's just a hiding place.
"But it is what you asked for."
posted by W. Mulligan at 11:16 PM
1 Comments:
My favorite part is how Foley has brought in basically every bad thing possible: he's gay, he's an alcoholic, he was molested by clergy.... what's next?
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