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. . . is not the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything(that's 42).

. . . is not how many shot glasses I own(only my mother will pick up on that one).

. . . is

Figure it out.
Guess.
Send answers to me on a postcard.
Winners will receive satisfaction.

If Pam and Kid Rock can't make it, what hope is there left in the world?

Thanksgiving blues

I've got them, and I've had them since 2001.
Love to eat turkey.
Alas, another year without turkey.
Another year without stuffing.
Another year without the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
Another year with no Thanksgiving Day football.
Love to eat turkey 'cause it's good.
Next year, I will get my Thanksgiving dinner.
I don't miss black Friday though.
I would eat turkey in a big, brown shoe.

I've got the Thanksgiving blues, I've got them real bad!

If I did it

If I did it, I wouldn't go around telling people that "I did it".
Hypothetical= I did it, I'm just not going to admit it-
unless I get a book deal and a television special on FOX.
FOX, the network that brought you I'll Sell My Liver for a Date, has finally made a sound decision.
As Don King said, "Only in America!"
I can't see this happening in Europe.
I can't see this happening in Asia.
We can't seem to get rid of Orenthal.

"I'm still waiting for my O.J. check"

Jack Bauer for president

I'm behind the times, I know.
I just finished season 3 of 24.
Consistently, one of the best shows on television.
I would vote for Jack Bauer. His foreign policy would be tough.
His domestic policy, even tougher.
I wouldn't want to be on his staff though . . . it's dangerous.

Jack Bauer in 2008!

Not so grand isn't it?

Say goodbye to D.C.
That's what a lot of Republicans will have to do.
The people have spoken.
Apparently, they were not happy.
Democrats take control of the house(but not the remote).
What about the senate?
All eyes are on Montana and Virginia, where the son of a finger-licking man is fighting for a senate seat.
I dare you to figure out that reference!