A little late . . .

There is no music on MTV.
There is no music on VH1.
But, there are movie previews available on demand.
500 channels and nothing on? I laugh at that.
Laugh.

It's that letter after X

Why is it that you miss certain parts of something, but not others?

Why is it that you know you're going to miss these things?

Why do you leave?

My life would have been a lot easier if it wasn't for those "other" things.

Why am I speaking in code?

Others may be listening.

Top of the . . . I'm not going to do that to you!

The kids are alright?

No, they're not.

You know those moments when you slowly realize you're becoming your parents.
How you swore up and down that you wouldn't be like them.
Yeah.

Do you look back and realize how stupid you were as a teenager?

"It's only teenage wasteland."

Superbowl predictions

Ditka will take over as coach of the Bears for the Superbowl: 10000 to 1

Peyton Manning will cower in terror of the awesome skill of Rex . . . sorry can't finish that.

Probability of SNL bringing back the "Superfans" skit on Saturday night: 10 to 1

Marino will cry like a baby when thinking about never winning a Superbowl: 1 million to 1

In private: 10 to 1

Commercials will suck: 5 to 1

overspent?: even

Final score of the game: Bears by a touchdown

(I'm being cautious)

Da Bears!

Ditka, we love you.

Float like a butterfly

The G.O.A.T. turned 65 today.

Ali boom ah yeah!
Ali boom ah yeah!

"His momma call himClay, I'm gonna call him Clay."

For more stuff about Ali check out this man's blog- www.thesecretlifeofpf.blogspot.com

Show some love to a Scottsman will you?

What to get for the one you love

One word . . . plastics.

My friend Alan is giving something to his girlfriend that will keep on giving-it fits neatly in a box.
Also, Santa is watching you, you sick little puppy.
Chicken.

Things a Florida boy can't do . . .

make snowmen.
It's not really my fault.
I've never really had any practice.
Is there good snowmen snow? Is there bad?
Northeners, help me out here.

Also, for definition of the word philistine, see the movie The Squid and the Whale.
Pickle.

Things a Florida boy can do-predict the weather for the entire summer.