What to get for the one you love

One word . . . plastics.

My friend Alan is giving something to his girlfriend that will keep on giving-it fits neatly in a box.
Also, Santa is watching you, you sick little puppy.
Chicken.

Things a Florida boy can't do . . .

make snowmen.
It's not really my fault.
I've never really had any practice.
Is there good snowmen snow? Is there bad?
Northeners, help me out here.

Also, for definition of the word philistine, see the movie The Squid and the Whale.
Pickle.

Things a Florida boy can do-predict the weather for the entire summer.

As I look out my window

I see many cars on the highway.
It's 10:30 at night.
I wonder, where are all those people going.
I have a nice view by the way.
What are they thinking as they drive their cars at this time of the night?
They would rather be home, looking out their window.
It's 10:35 at night.